Drama update: asshat is the only option for second baker again today. Excuse me while I go fling boxes around in frustration.
It’s 4am and I’m just rolling around like I hooooooope the asshat isn’t working todaaaaaay. Great way to start the morning.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR GOODNESS
if i were a fantasy creature, i would be an otter but with spider eyes and an extra set of little webbed claw paws just under my first pair and little wings on my back that folded up around my back like a little boat and i would live in a little cave you could only get to from underwater and i would float around all day playing with rocks and cracking tidal pool urchins and clams on my tummy for snacks and sometimes i’d climb up out of the rocks to find flowers i could roll in and sometimes i would burp fire
It isn’t actually exclusive to children, the building of a paracosm merely tends to first develop during childhood, the years in which we truly form our own concept of reality and thus begin creating our own sometimes conscious and sometimes subconscious interpretation of the world we see and the world we wish to see, allowing ourselves to better comprehend concepts that would otherwise be out of our grasp to understand or explain.
More importantly,wtf are you drinking?
ALO, original with honey. It’s aloe vera juice and it comes with various other fruits and such added and also they have ones that are aloe juice and coconut water plus fruit. I drink this stuff a lot.
Break time selfie. I hate wearing polo shirts. I also I look like I’ve got a mullet. I neeeed a haircuttttt.
Coworker 1 is going about his business as usual. 2 is having a terrible day and was two hours late because she had to get 3 to pick her up but 3 is a sweetheart so no big (also she bought me coffee. 4 is being a raging jerk for no fucking reason.
I just spent way too much time at way too early of an hour thinking way too hard about Czech pronouns for someone who’s most used line in said language these days translates to “my Czech is terrible” which I still always have to think about before I say it because calling something terrible is only a letter or two away from calling something shit and I use way too much profanity to not occasionally mix that up even though either way it’s true.